1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一 辆然后求上帝宽恕。 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming a nd yelling like the passengers in his car. 我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一 样死法啊! 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his l ... ...